Have you heard this one?

So there are four pastors in a church trying to figure out how to divide the money from Sunday services.

The High C pastor says, “I think we should each take a small stipend and produce a weekly cash flow projection for the congregation.

The High I pastor says, “I think we should draw a line on the ground, throw all the money up in the air. What lands on the left, we give to God. What lands on the right, we keep for ourselves.”

The High S pastor says, “I think we should do it a little different. Draw a line on the ground, throw all the money up in the air. What lands on the right, we give to God. What lands on the left, we keep for ourselves.”

The High D pastor says, “We should do it differently. Let’s throw all the money up in the air. Whatever God wants, he keeps. Whatever lands on the ground is ours.”